This is the first movie review I’m posting on the site. There will be more to follow, as I’m going to try and review every new movie that I see. For years, as it relates to movies, I’ve been using the 1-10 scale for rating. Here’s just a few quick words on how my system works. For me, a 5 is average, but it also means that fifty percent of the movie was redeemable. In other words, if I’d been in charge of making the movie, a 5 would indicate that fifty percent of the movie I would leave untouched, and the other fifty percent I would change, either by altering the content, or just by leaving the unwanted elements out of it entirely and going back to the drawing board. There’s a little more to it than that, though. There are some movies that, while there isn’t anything really objectionable about them, because of the genre or the content the filmmakers chose to tackle, it’s extremely unlikely that a very high rating is going to be possible. Use, just as an example, a horror movie or a screwball comedy. I like both genres, but the best horror movies I’ve seen usually score an 8, or in very few cases a 9. I don’t think I’ve ever given a horror movie a 10 out of 10. Probably the closest I’ve come is Jaws and The Shining, both of which received a 9. The same with comedies. Going into Harold and Kumar, or something like that, even if the movie accomplished everything it was trying to, it’s probably not going to score higher than maybe a 7 with me, tops. There are definitely comedies that I’ve given a 10 out of 10, but nothing recent, as in, nothing that’s come out in my lifetime. A 10 out of 10 comedy example? Marx Brothers, Duck Soup.
As far as 10 out of 10’s go, I give them very, very infrequently. I usually give out 1 or none a year. For a movie to be a 10 out of 10 with me, it needs to be more than just flawlessly acted and cinematically perfect. That usually earns a 9 out of 10. It also needs to be making a definitive, specific statement about the time in which it was made, or the time that it’s supposed to depict. It should also have acting performances in it that define the careers of the actors and actresses, that come to stand as the pinnacles of their careers. The same should be said for the directors. When their legacies are weighed and measured, the 10 out of 10 movies they directed should be spoken of as their first and finest contributions. Some movies I’ve given a 10 out of 10? In the past couple of years, two come to mind. Last year’s Cohen brothers film No Country for Old Men, (based, incidentally, on a novel by Cormac McCarthy, one of the Big Five), and, from a couple of years ago, the Scorsese film The Departed. Scorcese is one of the few directors who have multiple 10 out of 10’s, as I also awarded one to Taxi Driver and another for Goodfellas. Some other 10 out of 10’s that I’ve awarded include Citizen Kane (that one’s a no brainer), Vertigo, Chinatown, and Easy Rider. I think that’s enough about my system to go on, and in the future, I won’t bother with the long winded explanation.
Burn After Reading is the Cohen brother’s follow up to No Country For Old Men, which was not only a 10 out of 10, but the 2007 Academy Award winner for best picture of the year, and for good reason, as it was indeed the best film I saw in ‘07. Burn After Reading, which was written, directed, and produced by Joel and Ethan, is their way of blowing off some steam after a much more serious effort. Here, we have them being a little folksy, as Burn After Reading employs some of the same comedic effects as The Big Lebowski, probably the other film of theirs most similar to this. It’s typical Cohens all the way around, the appearances of Frances McDormand and George Clooney, both of whom they have tapped for previous roles, and also appearing, Brad Pitt as an idiotic physical trainer, Tilda Swinton as a self-involved bitch, and John Malkovich as an alcoholic ex-CIA employee. Everyone performs admirably, as this cast is fully capable of, and the Cohens are up to all their old tricks, including sharp humor usually derived from snappy banter, off color characters that act increasingly more irrational and violent as the plot moves along, and the throwing together of sub-stratas of society that in reality should never have anything to do with each other. It moves briskly along, and in fact is the shortest Cohen brothers movie I can ever remember seeing, at about an hour and thirty-five minutes. There isn’t anything wrong here, really, if you’re a fan of the brothers and their work. They’re an acquired taste, I know, but if you’ve seen some of their other efforts, and you’re still going to this film voluntarily, then you should know what you’re in for. In that respect, I wasn’t disappointed. The only drawback I might mention, as it relates to the film, is this. Yes, we’re talking about simple-minded people here that are supposedly being pushed to their limits and reacting as best they see fit, which usually serves only to bungle things up even further. That was the case in The Big Lebowski, or earlier Cohen efforts, like The Lady Killers and Blood Simple, and its much the same here. The problem, as I see it, stems from suspension of disbelief. Perhaps I should have tossed the very concept out the window before going into the theater, as this is the Cohen brothers we’re talking about, and they’ve made a career out of showcasing inept people behaving ineptly. But really, this just seems like a bit much. The excessive violence that you know is coming not only doesn’t seem justified here, it doesn’t even seem the tiniest bit believable. I just don’t buy these characters’ motivations, and funny as it is to watch them fumble around, I found myself thinking to myself “Are we supposed to believe that people at all like this exist, anywhere in society, especially in positions as prominent as some of these characters are supposed to hold?” It might not be fair to even assess the movie in such a way, and if that’s the case, setting the gripe aside, what we’re left with is an amusing romp that quenches the thirst for profanity, tomfoolery, and death by repeated axe blows to the head. If you’re looking for realism, look elsewhere. If you’re looking for a heaping helping of irreverence, flawless cinematography, and brand name actors making asses of themselves, then this is the flick for you, my rating: 6/10